As you know by now, casinos are incredible places to stay for the resourceful RV enthusiast. And while anyone with an RV is entirely capable of taking care of themselves once they’ve found a spot, venturing into the casino itself might be unchartered territory for many campers. We have, of course, laid out a few simple tutorials in our gambling articles section, but there’s nothing that teaches you more about a game like poker than actually playing it. So here are a few ideas for getting you up to speed with games at the casino before you actually set foot inside one.

Practice with your partner
For couples who are both eager to learn some card games, you’re in luck. Buy yourself a good book on learning card games and both of you can sit down and practice every night ahead of your travels. The Ultimate Book of Card Games is a good one to start out with as it explains the basics and some strategies for the most popular card games.

It’s also a great way to get to know the basics of the games if you’re both novices so you won’t feel like you’re bothering anyone. It’s not only a great way to spend plenty of time together, and if you’re already out there RVing, it’s a great way to pass the time in the evening. And once you feel comfortable enough with the rules of games like poker and blackjack, then it’s time to find a game.

Organize a poker night with your friends
Now, practically every man or woman in the U.S. knows someone that holds a regular poker night. Gambling in the U.S. is huge even if it’s just a fun afternoon playing for chips in a New Jersey backyard or a late-night game in Vegas. What you want to do is ask around and try to find out if any of your poker playing buddies would be willing to allow a novice to sit at the table. Most friends will delight in the fact that you want to learn and welcome you with open arms — the more the merrier. Just make sure they understand that you’re there to learn.

There are also plenty of folk at the RV park that might be more than willing to sit down in the evening and play a few hands of whatever you’re trying to learn. So, go right ahead and ask them, too.

Learn how to play online
But perhaps one of the most convenient and practical ways to “learn the ropes” is to try playing casino games online. The great thing about this approach is that you get to play all the games that you’ll find in the casino but without the pressure of doing so in front of others: make a mistake and just start again. Unsure what to do, just check out the tutorials or the help page. But even better still, if you practice hard and improve your game, you might just make some money out of it and become that poker expert you dreamed of becoming.

There are plenty of online options out there, but one of the best known and most reputable in the U.S. is 888 Casino. They have plenty of casino promotions for new players on their site at the moment, and you can play blackjack, roulette, slots, and video poker.

Whatever option you choose, it’s always best to set yourself a budget for your gambling and stick to it rigidly. Remember, you’ve got gas and food that won’t buy itself. So, gamble responsibly, but most importantly, have fun.

Got a monkey and you need to color out? Ever been 86’d?

For the uninitiated, casino terms and slang can be an intimidating landscape to navigate. Developed over several centuries, some phrases used in casinos have made their way into everyday language, such as playing your cards right, or being on a roll, whereas others only tend to appear during the game. This can make it difficult for even the most experienced casino goer to follow what is going on, so to help you out we’ve put together a list of terms that you may hear next time you park up.

The action happens when a player makes a bet. If the action is in a hand, the player is now in a betting position. Money put in action is the amount of money played in a session, including money won and wagered. Betting all their chips means a player has gone all-in.

The amount of money a player brings to the table is known as their bankroll. The player’s net winnings equal the overall payout minus the original stake.

Getting barred from a casino can be referred to as being 86’d. A brick is a card which appears not to help a poker player’s hand and in 7-card stud poker, it can also be known as a blank.

A carousel is a group of slot machines placed in a circle. Most players bring case money in the event of an emergency. New players sometimes experience a honeymoon period, or a hot streak, where they appear to win more frequently.

To win a card game tournament, players must accumulate a certain number of points over a series of games. These are referred to as match points.

To chase a bet is an attempt to win back a loss and betting the same numbers as someone who is winning at that time is known as a coat-tail.

A player colors up when they exchange smaller denomination chips for larger ones. Should the player make enough money to cover expenses plus a profit, they will have cracked the nut.

The ones who try to go around the rules are known as crossroaders and those who are totally broke are down to the felt. These players are usually watched by the eye in the sky (video surveillance). Crossroaders sometimes skin the hand as a way of getting rid of unwanted cards.

Even money bets are bets with odds of 1:1. Flat betting means the same amount is placed on each wager. If you place a $100 bet, you might hear it referred to as a buck. To match the current bet, players need to call, and if they press the bet, they are letting winnings ride.

When a player is firing, they are usually wagering large sums, or, if they are losing a lot, they are referred to as a fish. Fleas are people who expect something for nothing. They may try to grease (bribe) the dealer with a toke (dealer tip). High rollers are those who wage big bets and sharks are crafty players who sometimes pose as a fish. Shills are players paid by the house to fill in games, while uneducated players are known as pigeons.

In blackjack, any hand that does not contain an Ace with a value of 11 is known as a hard hand. When a player passes, they fold. Picture cards can be known as monkeys.

If a player makes a bet without knowing which card is coming up next, they are playing a blind bet.

Laying the odds occurs when the odds are in favor of the potential winner that winning bets are paid a percentage less. When a player takes the odds, they bet an amount which is less than what they would get if they won.

When a dealer spreads the cards face down on the table to mix them, this is known as card washing. Riffling the deck is another shuffling process in which the deck is divided in half and the corners pulled up to let the cards zip together.

Free Stuff! — Casino Comps

Originally published 2006, revised 11/2010

“Comp” is short for “complementary” and it means anything free or reduced price that a casino gives you.  It’s a marketing tactic, like “buy one get one free” at the grocery store.  If you’re parking your RV overnight at the casino you already have one comp — the free parking — and it didn’t cost you anything on your comp account!

What kinds of comps can you expect?

At a minimum, anyone playing a casino game (in Nevada and most other states) can expect free drinks, including soft drinks, beer, wine, mixed drinks, coffee, hot chocolate, even milkshakes in some places.  Pretty much anything the bar can make you can have free while you’re gambling.

Of course, you do need to tip the cocktail waitress or bartender.  They work hard, and work for tips, so I recommend the following:

Tipping for Cocktails

• Normal good service $1 each drink.  Excellent service, $2 each drink.  If you’re somewhat of a high roller and you’d really like special treatment from the cocktail staff tip $5 up front when you order each drink.
• Check out www.cocktaildoll.com.  You’ll learn the inside story of what it’s like to cocktail at a casino.  Many of her stories will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Beyond free drinks the sky is the limit for comps, it all depends on how much you play.

• Low Rollers can expect free or reduced price buffet meals, reduced price rooms, some other limited comps.
• Average players can expect the same, plus free rooms and/or upgrade to suites, nicer restaurant comps, show tickets, special invitations.
• If you’re a High Roller, you’ll get what’s called RFB.  That stands for Room, Food and Beverage.  You’ll also get free show tickets, rounds of golf, airfare to visit the casino, cruises, celebrity social events, etc.

How do you get additional comps?

There are several ways to receive comps, but the primary two are through marketing, and by asking for them at the casino.

Marketing Comps:

After you visit a casino and play some you’ll start receiving marketing in the mail.  Usually this will include coupons that you can redeem at the casino for free buffets, free room (or reduced price), free spa visits, show tickets, etc.  You may also get what’s called “bounce back cash” or “free play”.  Bounce back cash is a coupon that you exchange for cash at the casino.  Free play is a coupon for a dollar amount of free play on slots or video poker machines.  Both are great.  Cash is nice, but you usually get less cash and more free play.

A typical quarter video poker player who plays 4 to 6 hours a day for a long weekend might get between $25 and $50 in free play for the next trip.  If you play a lot longer you might get more.  If you play at the Dollar level you might get $100 to $300, and so on.

Comps you ask for

One thing to remember in a casino is to ASK for a comp, because you’ll rarely get it unless you ask!

Playing Table Games:  If you play blackjack, craps, or other table games you’ll usually get your comps from the Pit Boss.  How much you get depends on three things:

1. Your level of play — how much you’re wagering
2. How long you have played
3. What casino you’re at, how upscale it is, and their comp policy

The basic version is this. Sit down and play for a few hours.  When dinner time comes, tell the dealer; “I’d like to color up, and could you ask the boss if I can get a dinner comped?” The pit boss will check your play, and will tell you if you can have a comp or not.  If not, ask what level of play is typically required for a couple of buffets or a trip to the coffee shop or whatever it is you’d like.

Here’s a more detailed explanation of how casinos figure comps.

Warning: This may put some of you to sleep.  We’re going to do math…

• You’re playing green chips ($25 a bet) and you’ve been at the blackjack table about 4 hours.  If you’re in downtown Las Vegas (except maybe the Golden Nugget) you can easily ask for some buffets, or probably a nice restaurant comp with a limit on spending.  If you’re on the strip at Bellagio, Wynn, City Center, etc. you probably qualify for another cocktail. 
• Next time, you’re playing black chips ($100 a bet).  Now you can probably get an open comp for two at a gourmet downtown restaurant.  At the Bellagio, Wynn, Mirage, etc. you’ll get a couple of buffets (and they’re really good buffets!)  Some strip properties are trying harder during the bad economy and you might get more.

Getting to know Theo

Who is Theo, and why should you get to know him?  Theo stands for “Theoretical Loss”.  (Note, this is the “technical stuff” folks, so fair warning).

Theo is the dollar amount you are expected to lose playing a particular game, at a particular rate, for a specific time.  The formula is Vig  x Your Average Bet x Hands Per Hour x Hours Played.  It is used to compute how much you can receive in casino comps.

Let’s say you’re playing a game with a 1.5% average casino vig.  The actual Vig (house advantage) with expert play may be 1%, but they usually do these figures based on the average, so if you have some skill you come out ahead!  Now lets say you play at the level of $25 a hand, and play 40 hands per hour.  That’s .015 x 25 x 40 = $15.00.  Now let’s say you play for 4 hours.  Statistically, your loss should be $60 for that four hours of play.  That’s your Theo.

Casinos have a standard for what percentage of your Theo you can be comped.  Sometimes the pit boss has discretion, and will take into consideration a really bad losing session.  Comping at 40% of Theo is typical.  So in the example above you now have about $24 in “compability”.  You ask for a couple of $15 buffets, and the pit boss throws you a bone and writes you the comp for $30.

But let’s dissect this comp, what’s it really worth?

Most of the comps you receive will be what are known as “soft comps”.  The casino didn’t spend $30 cash to give you those two $15 buffet tickets.  It may have only cost the casino $4 to serve your meals.  To YOU, it’s still worth $30 (unless you’d prefer to eat a cold ham sandwich in your room).  The same principal goes for those $8 mixed drinks you got for free, and that $150 a night room.

“Hard comps” are a completely different thing.  Most of the time you need to be a high roller to get them.  Let’s say you’re playing at the Rio, and you tell the host you’d really love tickets to see Zumanity (the Cirque Du Soleil show at NYNY).  Those tickets are “hard comps” because the Rio has to pay hard cash for them.  So unless you’re a real high roller forget it.

What should you remember from all this?

If nothing else remember this; “Ask for comps“.  Be aware of what you can get from the casino to offset your losses (or add to your winnings!)

Resources on the web

Places I’ve found for researching casino comp systems and asking questions about specific casinos:

• The Frugal Gambler, More Frugal Gambling books by Jean Scott https://queenofcomps.com
• Casino Comps Yahoo! Group (Free) https://groups.yahoo.com/group/casino_comps/
• Las Vegas Advisor ($39/yr, but with an excellent coupon book)  www.lasvegasadvisor.com
• Midwest Gaming and Travel www.midwestgamingandtravel.com

Money Management

Here’s an unhappy situation — being flat broke on the second day of a five day gambling vacation.

To avoid this, you need to set a gambling budget and stick to it.  Some say “Never bet more than you can safely afford to lose.”  But I believe that’s a dangerous way to think about it.  I prefer to say “Never bet more than you planned to bet”.

Here’s the difference.  You may be well off, and you could afford to wager a few thousand dollars tonight.  If you lost it, it would have zero effect on your life or your future.  But you only planned to play with $400, and that’s what you brought to the casino with you.  If you lose that $400, don’t go to the ATM.  That’s the first step down a slippery slope.

Here are a few terms to help keep things straight:

• Bankroll: This is all the money you have that is designated for gambling.  Think of it as your gambling savings account.  It may be in the bank, or in a safe deposit box, or in your shoe, but it should be kept completely separate from your other funds.  Don’t mix your bankroll with money that you use for daily living.
• Daily Budget: The money you have budgeted for gambling today.
• Session Bankroll: All the money you have designated for gambling this session or period.  Normally a portion of a day, a few hours.
• Loss Limit: The amount of money you are willing to lose in a period or session.

Here’s what we do:

• Decide on a gambling budget for the week and for each day of the week
• At the start of the day, we take out the money for that day, for example $400 each.
• We further divide the daily budget into session bankrolls.  For example, $200/session
• We decide what the acceptable loss limit is for the session up to the session bankroll limit.  If we reach a loss loss limit we end that session (or go home if the daily budget is exhausted).
• We work hard to stick to the plans laid out above.

Taxes

If you gamble long enough, eventually you’ll hit a jackpot that requires the casino to pay you by hand, in cash, and to give you a W2-g.  Now you have the privilege of paying taxes on your winnings.

Any time you hit a jackpot larger than $1199 the casino will give you a W2-g.  Some machines are set up to pay exactly $1199 for this reason!

But, you say that you’ve lost more than you won this year? If so, you may not have to pay any taxes on this jackpot.

A few things to do in advance of this occurring.

• Keep records of your gambling trips.  Maintain a log with date, starting bankroll, ending bankroll, profit or loss.  In addition to this, casinos will provide you with a win/loss statement at the end of the year based on their records.

• Ensure you report all gambling losses to offset the wins.  For example, keep old losing lottery tickets, etc.

• State tax laws vary, so ensure you understand the laws in your state, and the state where you’re gambling.

Problem Gambling

If you have difficulty sticking to a budget, and often exceed your planned gambling loss limits, you may have the beginnings of a gambling problem.  Please keep gambling fun for you and your family.  Take a look at these sites:

National Council on Problem Gambling: www.ncpgambling.org

Gamblers Anonymous:  www.gamblersanonymous.org

Harvard Medical School self help:  https://basisonline.org/changetools.htm